Best Gravity Falls Quotes

You can't force someone to love you

The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. - Dipper

Reality is just a illusion and the universe is a hologram - Bill Cipher

Schembulock! - Schembulock

If you're a side character, you get eaten in the first 5 minutes of the movie

Dude, am I a side character?! - Soos

When there's no cops around, anything's legal! - Stan

Homework is wack and so are rules tucking in your shirts for fools - Rapper

Disco Girl... Coming through... That girl in you - Dipper

For tonight's final illusion we have the incredible sack of mystery

When you put your money in it, it mysteriously disappears - Stan

Who'd you like to buy the Stan-Vac vacuum? It sucks more than anything! - Stan

Studies show owning a ladder is more dangerous that a loaded gun

That's why I own ten guns, just in case some fool tries to sneak in here with a ladder. - Stan

Dipper would. - Mabel

Void where prohibited no C.O.D.s accepted

Carla I've always loved you but I've never had the guts to say it - News Reporter

Don't you know what it's like to fall for someone

Even though you know in your heart that it'll probably never work out? But you'd do anything for that person? - Mabel Pines

Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes these creatures are often mistaken

Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes these creatures are often mistaken for... Teenagers - Dipper

Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face! - Mabel

Hey, wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes

My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is gettin' better! - Stan

It's funny how dumb you are! - Bill Cipher

I can buy and sell you old man! - Gideon

I've seen some pretty amazing things this summer

But nothing as amazing as you and your sister. - Wendy

You're scared. Of growing up. And who could blame you; I'm scared, too. - Dipper

Hey dude! Ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one - Soos

Everybody's touching everything! - Dipper

This party never stops

Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. Welcome, one and all, to weirdmageddon! - Bill Cipher

Okay my original plan was to tape together a bunch of fishsticks to make a

Okay my original plan was to tape together a bunch of fishsticks to make a prosthetic pair of people legs - Mabel

Dude, I made us some victory nachos

Don't worry, I only ate a third of them. Nah, half of them. Just kidding, I ate all of 'em! - Soos

I'm legalizing everything - Mabel

Yay! Grass! - Mabel

The future is in the past. Onwards Aoshima! - Mabel

Calendars, mugs, t-shirts, and more! They've got it all at the copier store!

Calendars, mugs, t-shirts, and more! They've got it all at the copier store! That's not their slogan...I just really feel that way about the copier store. - Soos

Grunkle Stan, I trust you - Mabel

...and he should be out of your probably fake blonde hair. - Dipper

Princess Unattainable beckons you - Ford

Okay, so I was just opening random doors - because I'm a creep - Mabel

We put the fun in no refund - Stan

Human soda, I'm gonna drink it like a person - Bill