"Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time." - Quagmire
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"The life of the wife is ended by the knife." - Stewie
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"Because you touch yourself at night." - Museum Tour Guide
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"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?" - Stewie
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"I've got an idea
an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about." - Peter
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"Ha ha ha, oh my God! I almost didn't do it, I almost didn't do it! I thought,
"Ha ha ha, oh my God! I almost didn't do it, I almost didn't do it! I thought, is this in bad taste? But you know what, I went for it. I went for it and I'm so glad I did! Ooooh, worth it, totally worth it." - Stewie
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"Eh, you're overreacting Lois, and you can't spell overreacting without ovary..
'cause you're a girl." - Peter
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"Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift
I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster." - Stewie
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"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs
"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually." - Peter
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"Oh, Brian, I can't wait 'til after dinner, 'cause then we'll go home and you
"Oh, Brian, I can't wait 'til after dinner, 'cause then we'll go home and you can watch me have my period." - Stewie
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"Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher!" - Peter
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"Yes, we're gonna douche the night away." - Stewie
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"Shut up, Meg." - Peter
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"All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die." - Peter
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"Alright, everyone but Chris keep your pants on and let's figure this out." - Herbert the Pervert
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"No, Quagmire, we're not supposed to!" - Peter
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"Her fists are so dangerous she's not allowed to be a lesbian." - Brian
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"Lois, men aren't fat, only fat women are fat." - Peter
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"I'd do her..
do her... wouldn't do her... Whew! Who hasn't done her?! ...Lose the pigtails and we'll talk." - Stewie
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"Hey guys, wanna go play some base...ball? Excuse me, I'm gonna go masturbate." - Peter
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"I'll be Charlie and all of you can be my angels. Except you. You be Bosley." - Peter
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"OMG, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits, it says 'Ooooooooo'." - Peter
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"Dammit! I'm missing Boy Meets World for this?" - Herbert the Pervert
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"Cool Whip!" - Stewie
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"I'm not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do, you won't learn anything." - Brian
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"Oh, I wasn't aware that you can see the future, Lois
Can I go ahead and get tomorrow's lottery numbers?" - Peter
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"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!" - Cleveland
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"Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find... I shall kill you." - Stewie
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"Hey there, you like popsicles? I got a whole cellar full of popsicles." - Herbert the Pervert
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"I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through." - Quagmire
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"I have spoken!!!" - Peter
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