Top 10 Best Lies Parents Tell Their Kids
Top 10 Best Lies Parents Tell Their Kids: 35 items ranked by popular vote. Browse more in Relationships.
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There is a Santa Claus
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We love each of you children equally
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Don't cross your eyes or else they will get stuck
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Don't pee in the pool or a red ring of ink will surround you
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Don't masturbate or you'll go blind
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Don't swallow the seeds or a watermelon tree will grow out of your mouth
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You can't go swimming until an hour after you eat
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Don't swallow your gum. It takes 7 years to digest.
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It won't hurt. I promise
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Video games will rot your brain
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Men don't cry
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When the ice cream truck plays music, that means it's out of ice cream
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There is a tooth fairy
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You can be anything when you grow up
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This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you
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Roller coasters can distort your face and make you look ugly
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It tastes like candy!
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Cartoons are for little kids
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I was perfect when I was your age
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Kids who don't go to school will grow up to be hobos
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There is an Easter bunny
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School is fun
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Anything is possible
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Getting teeth pulled doesn't hurt
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I have eyes in the back of my head
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If you dream about the deceased, it means that they want you dead along with them
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Adults don't cry
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Fairies are real
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The dog went to live on a farm
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Your relatives have a dog that guards the 2nd floor of the house and bites
Your relatives have a dog that guards the 2nd floor of the house and bites anyone who dares to enters it
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If you eat expired food, you will die
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If bad stuff happens to you on Chinese New Year, you'll be cursed for the
If bad stuff happens to you on Chinese New Year, you'll be cursed for the remainder of the Lunar year
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Amusement rides that go upside down can distort your face
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Monsters are real
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You need to have clear pee
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