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Top 10 Best Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

Created by Oliver Taylor Staff · May 2024 · Updated May 2025

Top 10 Best Lies Parents Tell Their Kids: 35 items ranked by popular vote. Browse more in Relationships.

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There is a Santa Claus

There is a Santa Claus

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We love each of you children equally

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Don't cross your eyes or else they will get stuck

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Don't pee in the pool or a red ring of ink will surround you

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Don't masturbate or you'll go blind

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Don't swallow the seeds or a watermelon tree will grow out of your mouth

Don't swallow the seeds or a watermelon tree will grow out of your mouth

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You can't go swimming until an hour after you eat

You can't go swimming until an hour after you eat

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Don't swallow your gum. It takes 7 years to digest.

Don't swallow your gum. It takes 7 years to digest.

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It won't hurt. I promise

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Video games will rot your brain

Video games will rot your brain

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Men don't cry

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When the ice cream truck plays music, that means it'™s out of ice cream

When the ice cream truck plays music, that means it'™s out of ice cream

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There is a tooth fairy

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You can be anything when you grow up

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This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you

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Roller coasters can distort your face and make you look ugly

Roller coasters can distort your face and make you look ugly

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It tastes like candy!

It tastes like candy!

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Cartoons are for little kids

Cartoons are for little kids

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I was perfect when I was your age

I was perfect when I was your age

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Kids who don't go to school will grow up to be hobos

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There is an Easter bunny

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School is fun

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Anything is possible

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Getting teeth pulled doesn't hurt

Getting teeth pulled doesn't hurt

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I have eyes in the back of my head

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If you dream about the deceased, it means that they want you dead along with them

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Adults don't cry

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Fairies are real

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The dog went to live on a farm

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Your relatives have a dog that guards the 2nd floor of the house and bites

Your relatives have a dog that guards the 2nd floor of the house and bites

Your relatives have a dog that guards the 2nd floor of the house and bites anyone who dares to enters it

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If you eat expired food, you will die

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If bad stuff happens to you on Chinese New Year, you'™ll be cursed for the

If bad stuff happens to you on Chinese New Year, you'™ll be cursed for the remainder of the Lunar year

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Amusement rides that go upside down can distort your face

Amusement rides that go upside down can distort your face

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Monsters are real

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You need to have clear pee

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