Top 10 Best Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

There is a Santa Claus

We love each of you children equally

Don't cross your eyes or else they will get stuck

Don't pee in the pool or a red ring of ink will surround you

Don't masturbate or you'll go blind

Don't swallow the seeds or a watermelon tree will grow out of your mouth

You can't go swimming until an hour after you eat

Don't swallow your gum. It takes 7 years to digest.

It won't hurt. I promise

Video games will rot your brain

Men don't cry

When the ice cream truck plays music, that means it'™s out of ice cream

There is a tooth fairy

You can be anything when you grow up

This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you

Roller coasters can distort your face and make you look ugly

It tastes like candy!

Cartoons are for little kids

I was perfect when I was your age

Kids who don't go to school will grow up to be hobos

There is an Easter bunny

School is fun

Anything is possible

Getting teeth pulled doesn't hurt

I have eyes in the back of my head

If you dream about the deceased, it means that they want you dead along with them

Adults don't cry

Fairies are real

The dog went to live on a farm

Your relatives have a dog that guards the 2nd floor of the house and bites

Your relatives have a dog that guards the 2nd floor of the house and bites anyone who dares to enters it

If you eat expired food, you will die

If bad stuff happens to you on Chinese New Year, you'™ll be cursed for the

If bad stuff happens to you on Chinese New Year, you'™ll be cursed for the remainder of the Lunar year

Amusement rides that go upside down can distort your face

Monsters are real

You need to have clear pee