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Eh?
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We're extremely polite
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It's cold
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We all drink Tim Hortons
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We say a-boot, not about
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All that's watched is hockey
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There is only one road in Canada
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It's winter all year round
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We love maple syrup
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All we eat is Kraft dinner
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We ice skate or ski to work
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All we drink is beer
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We all listen to Rush
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We hate the U.S.
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It always snows
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We like Justin Beiber
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We wear toques all the time
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We always watch curling
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We have no telephones
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Tim Horton is our President
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We're all lumberjacks
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They say "supper" instead of "dinner"
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We all eat poutine
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Sled dogs are the main source of transportation
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We say pencil crayons (not colored pencils)
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We put maple syrup on everything
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If you scratch the maple leaf on a dollar bill, you will smell maple syrup
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We live in igloos
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We wear ugly wool sweaters
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We smoke a lot of dope
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We say zed not zee
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We have pet polar bears
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We ice-fish for food
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We are scared of the dark
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We think they have a better national anthem