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You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
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Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
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Your name must be Campbell's because you're mmm mmm good.
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You must work at KFC, because those are great breasts and legs.
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Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants.
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I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
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Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
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Your right leg is Ohio, and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River?
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If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
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Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
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Am I high, or am I really seeing something beautiful?
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A genie gave me one wish, and poof! Here you are.
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I lost my number, can I have yours?
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Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
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Walk over, hold out your hand and say, "Will you hold this while I take a walk?"
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You're the only girl I love..
But in ten years, I will love another girl. She will call you "mommy."
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Your mother must be Mary J. Blige, because you are My Life.
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Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
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Can I have directions? (To where?) Your heart.
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Your level of attractiveness far exceeds the limit
I need your name, phone number, and address, please.
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You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.
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Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package.
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Are you a beaver cause, dammmmmmmm
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Your body is like my favorite song, I wanna play you all night long
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Can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist?
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Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.
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You gave me asthma because you take my breath away.
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Why don't we play house? You can be the door, and I'll slam you.
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Hey let's play a game you be the door and I'll slam you
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(With a shish kabob in hand) Would you like a piece of my meat?