Top 10 Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

1You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.

2Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

3Your name must be Campbell's because you're mmm mmm good.

4You must work at KFC, because those are great breasts and legs.

5Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.

6If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

7Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.

8Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants.

9I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

10Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

11Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

12Your right leg is Ohio, and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River?

13If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.

14Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

15Am I high, or am I really seeing something beautiful?

16A genie gave me one wish, and poof! Here you are.

17I lost my number, can I have yours?

18Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

19Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.

20Walk over, hold out your hand and say, "Will you hold this while I take a walk?"

21You're the only girl I love... But in ten years, I will love another girl. She will call you "mommy."

22Your mother must be Mary J. Blige, because you are My Life.

23Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

24Can I have directions? (To where?) Your heart.

25Your level of attractiveness far exceeds the limit. I need your name, phone number, and address, please.

26You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.

27Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package.

28Are you a beaver cause, dammmmmmmm

29Your body is like my favorite song, I wanna play you all night long

30Can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist?

31Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.

32You gave me asthma because you take my breath away.

33Why don't we play house? You can be the door, and I'll slam you.

34Hey let's play a game you be the door and I'll slam you

35(With a shish kabob in hand) Would you like a piece of my meat?