Top 10 Dumbest Quotes by George W. Bush

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we

They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

There's an old saying in Tennessee

I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again.

They misunderestimated me.

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?

It was not a war against Islam or the country of Islamia

More and more of our imports are coming from overseas.

Too many good docs are getting out of the business

Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

You work three jobs? ..

Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that.

I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the President.

Nucular

I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.

There is not a doubt in my mind- that we will fail.

It's gonna take time to restore chaos

Anybody here got uhh.

4 kids?... 3 kids, You got 4? 4.. 3 okay.....shhh..alright alright....I don't know why I asked that...... Oh I know why I asked that!

We need to be right... one time. I mean, a hundred percent of the time.

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air.

I like to fish

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.

I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging.

When we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.

I think the Japanese people are going to like the taste of U.S

beef. As a matter of fact, I had a good slice of beef last night, and you told me you did, as well, and you look like you're feeling pretty good.

I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.

We need to create a new Iran. An Iran that is free of Iranian influence. I mean Iraqi.

If you're sick and tired of the politics of... principles, come and join this campaign.