Top 10 Dumbest Things Greg Heffley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid Has Done

Worried about getting attacked by The Muddy Hand (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days, Book)

Wasted his money on useless novelty toys (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw)

Tried using the force from Star Wars to grab the TV remote. (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw)

Did not do his laundry for the remainder of the school year, and admitted to

Did not do his laundry for the remainder of the school year, and admitted to Mrs. Heffley and Uncle Charlie that he was too lazy to pick up after himself. (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw)

Wore his Body Blankie to school (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck)

Relied on a Magic 8 Ball for answers (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck)

Tried to win Heather Hills over (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days) (Book)

Went to his grandmother's bingo game on a school night to avoid discussion

Went to his grandmother's bingo game on a school night to avoid discussion about his midterm report cards (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw)

Assumed that Uncle Gary was going to have a bachelor party for his wedding

Assumed that Uncle Gary was going to have a bachelor party for his wedding because he had to wear a tuxedo (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth)

Assumed that his dad was going to send him to military school for the summer

Assumed that his dad was going to send him to military school for the summer (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw)

Changed the map to go to Gaming Convention (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul)