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Santa Claus is a stalker
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Reindeer can't fly
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Despite the name, Christmas has almost nothing to do with Jesus Christ
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Children are welcoming a burglar into their house
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Thanksgiving is in vain
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You worship your Christmas tree
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More people are depressed than happy
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The whole "mistletoe" thing
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Winter symbolizes death
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It's impossible for any species to have glowing noses
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In the long run, being naughty or nice doesn't really matter
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Santa's Elves are forced into slave labor
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In recent years, it's been suggested that "Baby It's Cold Outside" is about a
In recent years, it's been suggested that "Baby It's Cold Outside" is about a guy drugging his girlfriend
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Everyone says "giving is better than getting"
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Santa Claus has the same characteristics as God
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Christmas pickle
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Hanukkah is almost completely disregarded
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Those weird people who paint their pumpkins into snowmen
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Wishing someone a "Merry Christmas"
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Thanksgiving is not a time to give thanks
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There are so many holidays in December and November
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No one ever cares about the elves
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Giving away cookies and milk
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Everyone says giving is better than getting, but they never mean it
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People hate one of the best foods, fruit cake
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People thinking Hanukkah is a version of Christmas
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Most of the world doesn't have Thanksgiving
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Boxing day doesn't mean boxing
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The Southern hemisphere has a summer Christmas