Top 10 Worst Things to Say to Her on a Date

Excuse me, my girlfriend is calling

Let's have sex!

Did you fart?

Do you like porn?

Can I touch your boobs?

How about we meet next at my wife's funeral? She's still alive.

After dinner to you want to go my wife's house

Maybe try to lose that weight...

I'll show you my wife and kids tomorrow

Hey, I know where you can get a cheap abortion

He-e-e-e-e-e-e-ey, sexy lady! Op- op- op- oppan Gangnam Style!

All that I told you on the phone is a lie.

But first, let me take a selfie

I am only on a date with you to get in bed with your friend

You pay for the dinner

Can I give you a spanking?

Look at that stripper

Can I marry your mom?

I wanna lick you

Get breast implants

Nice boobs

Oops, forgot my pants

Do you see that woman over there? Yeah, she's my wife. Do you want to meet her?

Put on some makeup

Sorry I'm late, my wife has been having an affair on me.

Are you going to eat that

Are you a man or a woman?

I just wanna say I was dared to go out with you but I'm actually having a good

I just wanna say I was dared to go out with you but I'm actually having a good time so let's put that behind us

You have bad breath

I invited my mom, is that ok?

I am a Nazi

If you were a booger I'd pick you first

Dora the Explorer is hotter than you

I hate your mom

Why do you wear a bra if you don't have boobs?