Top Ten Quotes from Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls

Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram

Pain is hilarious!

It's funny how dumb you are

This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning

Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all; to Weirdmaggedon!

Hey, want to here my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHHHHH!

Here, have a head that's always screaming

I'm going to drink it like a human

A.X.O.L.O.T.L., MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN, I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN! STANLEY!!!!!

You are smart. Especially the fat one

Ahhhh, my eye! Do you have any idea how long that takes to grow back??!!

Deer teeth! For you, kid!

How 'bout I reverse the functions of every hole on your face

I'll hold my horses. I'll hold them. You monster

I'm always watching you

Once I get my hands on you, I'll disassemble your molecules!

Maybe not right now, but things change stanford pines, things.... Change...

I have some children I gotta make into corpses!

Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, oh, I know we'll meet again some sunny day!

Buy gold, buy

Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.

Gravity Falls, It is Good to Be Back

For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting

For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!

I think I know a guy!!

Oh no it's Bill

Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? Hey Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop chop, huh?

Man, it's been so long since I've inhabited a body!

I'm watching you nerds

Eenie meenie miney... YOU!

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well-well-well-well-well! Aren't you a

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well-well-well-well-well! Aren't you a sight for sore eye! Stanford Filbrick Pines, my old pal!

YOU! You can't even imagine what you just cost me! Do you have any idea what

YOU! You can't even imagine what you just cost me! Do you have any idea what I'™m like, WHEN I'™M MAD!?

Hi is this pizza? No this is a telephone! I beg to differ! Wait....this is a

Hi is this pizza? No this is a telephone! I beg to differ! Wait....this is a time vortex not a pizza!

Sure I am what'™s your point?

Pinetree

Hey achilles, nice work with the heel!

Well, well, well, and here I thought this day couldn't get any better!