Top Ten Reasons Hair Metal is a Poser Metal Subgenre
Top Ten Reasons Hair Metal is a Poser Metal Subgenre: 11 items ranked by popular vote. Browse more in Metal.
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Hair metal bands have the most ridiculous image.
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They aren't actually heavy.
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The lyrics are all the same.
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The bands only play for money.
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Music and lyrical themes are not metal.
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Band members are obnoxious.
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Too many fangirls.
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Annoying singing voices.
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They think they're hocking when they're really just stupid.
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They have no musical skill.
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They are precursors of nu-metal and metalcore and all mallcore music.
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