Top Ten Signs You are in Need of Friends

Often or every time you try to choose a table to join in at lunch, people

Often or every time you try to choose a table to join in at lunch, people beside you or everyone moves away from you.

When you get angry or p****d off, they either smirk or laugh.

Every time you try to join in a conversation, they tell you to "F***k off."

You don't have or use Facebook

Every time you tell someone what you did was awesome, no one is impressed and

Every time you tell someone what you did was awesome, no one is impressed and said they did that better.

You love fictional characters more than people you meet.

The only events people bring up that happened to you are the worst,

The only events people bring up that happened to you are the worst, embarrassing and down right sad moments.

You're never invited to any awesome parties at someone's birthday and you don't

You're never invited to any awesome parties at someone's birthday and you don't even plan any parties at your birthday.

You can entertain, amuse and awe people on the internet

You talk to yourself

You always forgive them for what they did, but now that you're the one wrong,

You always forgive them for what they did, but now that you're the one wrong, you say sorry but they don't forgive you.

You are often bullied or humiliated by other people

You don't get along well with others

You're nice to other people, but they give you dirty looks and are mean to you

You often think of suicide

You're depressed all the time

You feel so lonely you could die