Top Ten Things Not All British People Actually Do

1Have posh accents

2Dislike golf

3Be wealthy

4Drink tea

5Have large teeth

6Eat cucumber sandwiches

7Be charming (men)

8Drive Mini Coopers with British flags on the roof

9Wear knitted wooly jumpers

10Be fitness enthusiasts with a Cockney accent

11Be movie villains

12Smoke pipes

13Eat crumpets

14Live in London

15Agree with Brexit

16Eat fish & chips

17Dislike France

18Be proud of the Empire

19Eat jellied eels

20Eat Pie & Mash

21Discuss the weather

22Have a Cockney accent

23Have a Londoner accent

24Talk to dogs

25Avoid talking to strangers