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Your parents have sex when you aren't around
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Your parents considered abortion at least once instead of having you
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Other kids are smarter, kinder, and better looking than you
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Your opportunities in life are limited
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Rated R movies are realistic
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Your parents don't know the answers to many of your questions
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They love your sibling more than you
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Their health isn't as good as they lead you to believe
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Your parents hate driving
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Your parents get scared too
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Your parents aren't actually the best people in the world
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One or both of your parents had bad secrets in their past.
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They use drugs
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Santa Claus isn't real
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They are the ones that give presents to you on Christmas
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Your parents have sex toys
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Your parents have sex when they take showers
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They have a favorite child
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You are not the strongest kid in the world
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They lose on purpose to make you feel better
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You are not the only child
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Some kids cartoons contain innuendo