Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of an Amusement Park

Smuggle in fireworks, and light them in the middle of the park

Right before they go off, yell "Death To (Country Park Is In)!"

Once you enter the park, pull out a tranquilizer gun, and shoot the people who

Once you enter the park, pull out a tranquilizer gun, and shoot the people who want to take your picture once you enter with it.

Once you get into a roller coaster, smuggle rocks on (the bigger, the better),

Once you get into a roller coaster, smuggle rocks on (the bigger, the better), and start to throw them at people walking around.

Before you leave, put pennies down at one of the roller coaster tracks.

Run a vehicle of some sort into a track

Walk into one of the gift shops, and begin to spray paint all the merchandise.

Whilst in a long line, bring a torch with you, and threaten to burn anyone who

Whilst in a long line, bring a torch with you, and threaten to burn anyone who doesn't let you cut them.

Smuggle gum into the park

Then, chew the gum for just a little bit, and start to stick it on the roller coasters.

Put large amounts of acid in a wave pool

Abuse one of the mascots by doing physical damage to them.

Film on a roller coaster

Scream ALLAHU AKBAR during a ride

Watch porn and masturbate

Eat poop in front of everyone

Beat up all the mascots in the park

Bring Godzilla in the park

Strip off all your clothes

Bring in every single illegal drug in the park and sell it to the mascots

Twerk

Take Beer on a Boat Ride and pour it in the water

Purposely drop your hat over a fence the climb it while videotaping yourself

Beat up park employee for declining you from riding a roller coaster

Bringing Trump to the park and hurt all the Mexicans

Throw a ball at all the mascots

Put a middle finger to the on ride camera then demand to get that picture for free after the ride

Go on a ride for under 5, break the seat.

Make a bomb threat

Act like a wild animal

Burn everything with a flamethower

Assault little kids

Bring a gun to the park

Cut In Line

Stand up on a ride while it's in motion

Make inappropriate gestures

Abuse the employees