Top Ten Weirdest SpongeBob Theories That Might Be True

SpongeBob and his friends are the result of nuclear testing

The main characters represent the seven deadly sins

SpongeBob is a prodigy

Spongebob is a mutated, adopted, kitchen sponge

Sandy can breathe underwater for a short period of time

SpongeBob and friend's are druggies

Squidward's Suicide is a real episode

Bikini bottom is a bikini bottom

SpongeBob is gay

Krabby patties are made from Pearl's mother and she's next

SpongeBob and his friends are dead children

Patrick acts stupid on purpose

Squidward is a former serial killer

Pearl is Adopted

In "SB29", Squidward dies

Mr. Krabs is a cannibal

Patrick has hundreds of personalities living in his brain with varying levels

Patrick has hundreds of personalities living in his brain with varying levels of intelligence that he is constantly switching between without his knowledge as his brain constantly splits just like starfish do

Squidward's nose Is a penis

Patrick is secretly a sociopath

Squidward is SpongeBob'™s guardian

Spongebob has an eyewatering problem.

Gary the Snail is a 4D alien god that was a dolphin god rejected by the

Gary the Snail is a 4D alien god that was a dolphin god rejected by the Illuminati and forced to live his life as a 2.5D gastropod mollusk

SpongeBob is racist

Mr. Krabs killed all the crabs

SpongeBob is adopted

Slingshot died in season 4

Krabby patties are made of vegan meat