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Worst Lines of Dialogue from SpongeBob SquarePants

Created by Oliver Woods Staff · May 2024 · Updated May 2025

Worst Lines of Dialogue from SpongeBob SquarePants: 29 items ranked by popular vote. Browse more in Animated.

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"Gary! You put Puffy Fluffy down right now!" - Spongebob, A Pal for Gary

"Gary! You put Puffy Fluffy down right now!" - Spongebob, A Pal for Gary

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"I've been doing some calculating and it turns out that I'll save a whole

"I've been doing some calculating and it turns out that I'll save a whole nickel if I cut your salary completely." - Mr. Krabs, Spongebob, You're Fired.

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"I guess crying does solve your problems after all." - Spongebob, Stuck in the wringer.

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"Being unemployed is the best gig!" - Patrick, Spongebob, you're FIred

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"it's not your body that's the problem. It's your heart." - Villager, Stuck in the Wringer

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"You can't always expect my usual stupidity

I like to mix it up. Keep you on your toes" - Patrick, The Card

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Now you're stuck FOREVER! - Patrick "Stuck in the Wringer

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HELP? I've think you've helped quite enough today.

Mr Krabs to Spongebob & Spongebob to Patrick, Stuck in the Wringer

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"Go away, cheese head! Can't you see I'm trying to get run over!" - Plankton, One Coarse Meal

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"Haven't you learned anything about sharing?" - Patrick, Your's, Mine, and Mine

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"I don't care, this is so worth it!" - Little Yellow Book

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"Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts!" - Spongebob, Boat Smarts

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"Why are you still alive!" - Mrs.Puff, Demolition Doofus

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Now I have a captive audience! - Choir Boys

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"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Patrick, Band Geeks

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Patrick, Band Geeks

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"I'm sorry, Plankton, but that flies in the face of my good nature". - Spongebob, One Coarse Meal

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"Really, he's a mess!" - Mr. Krabs, One Coarse Meal

#18
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Tummy want more - Patrick, Smooth Jazz at Bikini Bottom

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Cook me up a Krabby Patty...with good old Fifi! - Patrick

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"Now that's what I call a Viking-sized adventure!" - Spongebob, Dear Vikings

#21
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"There appears to be a little bit of swelling

This garbage compress should help that go down." - Patrick, "The Splinter"

#22
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How pathetic. - Patrick, Dumped

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boom-boom-itis" -Purple Doctorfish, Squid Baby, and

boom-boom-itis" -Purple Doctorfish, Squid Baby, and "Severe-oral-report-itis"-Sandy, Oral Report - Tie between "Head - go

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"Zzbbb.....more cards..." Mermaid Man, The Card

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"You ruined my free toy!" - SpongeBob, Waiting

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"I can't seem to get happy, maybe this will help." Squidward - Are You Happy Now?

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"And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!" SpongeBob - Band Geeks

"And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!" SpongeBob - Band Geeks

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"CHOCOLATE!" Tom - Chocolate with Nuts

"CHOCOLATE!" Tom - Chocolate with Nuts

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"Would you get out of here?" "I doubt it." - Squidward and Patrick, Tentacle-Vision

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