Worst Lines of Dialogue from SpongeBob SquarePants

"Gary! You put Puffy Fluffy down right now!" - Spongebob, A Pal for Gary

"I've been doing some calculating and it turns out that I'll save a whole

"I've been doing some calculating and it turns out that I'll save a whole nickel if I cut your salary completely." - Mr. Krabs, Spongebob, You're Fired.

"I guess crying does solve your problems after all." - Spongebob, Stuck in the wringer.

"Being unemployed is the best gig!" - Patrick, Spongebob, you're FIred

"it's not your body that's the problem. It's your heart." - Villager, Stuck in the Wringer

"You can't always expect my usual stupidity

I like to mix it up. Keep you on your toes" - Patrick, The Card

Now you're stuck FOREVER! - Patrick "Stuck in the Wringer

HELP? I've think you've helped quite enough today.

Mr Krabs to Spongebob & Spongebob to Patrick, Stuck in the Wringer

"Go away, cheese head! Can't you see I'm trying to get run over!" - Plankton, One Coarse Meal

"Haven't you learned anything about sharing?" - Patrick, Your's, Mine, and Mine

"I don't care, this is so worth it!" - Little Yellow Book

"Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts!" - Spongebob, Boat Smarts

"Why are you still alive!" - Mrs.Puff, Demolition Doofus

Now I have a captive audience! - Choir Boys

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Patrick, Band Geeks

"I'm sorry, Plankton, but that flies in the face of my good nature". - Spongebob, One Coarse Meal

"Really, he's a mess!" - Mr. Krabs, One Coarse Meal

Tummy want more - Patrick, Smooth Jazz at Bikini Bottom

Cook me up a Krabby Patty...with good old Fifi! - Patrick

"Now that's what I call a Viking-sized adventure!" - Spongebob, Dear Vikings

"There appears to be a little bit of swelling

This garbage compress should help that go down." - Patrick, "The Splinter"

How pathetic. - Patrick, Dumped

boom-boom-itis" -Purple Doctorfish, Squid Baby, and

boom-boom-itis" -Purple Doctorfish, Squid Baby, and "Severe-oral-report-itis"-Sandy, Oral Report - Tie between "Head - go

"Zzbbb.....more cards..." Mermaid Man, The Card

"You ruined my free toy!" - SpongeBob, Waiting

"I can't seem to get happy, maybe this will help." Squidward - Are You Happy Now?

"And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!" SpongeBob - Band Geeks

"CHOCOLATE!" Tom - Chocolate with Nuts

"Would you get out of here?" "I doubt it." - Squidward and Patrick, Tentacle-Vision