Top 10 Best Insults, Disses, and Burns

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Your family tree is a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

You're so ugly when you popped out, the doctor said "Aww, what a treasure," and

You're so ugly when you popped out, the doctor said "Aww, what a treasure," and your mom said "Yeah, let's bury it."

You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.

Your mama is so fat not even Dora could explore her

Hey, you have something on your chin... 3rd one down.

Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?

Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.

When you were born, the police arrested your dad, the doctor slapped your mom,

When you were born, the police arrested your dad, the doctor slapped your mom, animal control euthanized your brother, and A&E made a documentary that saved your life.

Take that mask off, Halloween isn't until October

Your momma so fat she has to wear 2 watches because she covers two time zones.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Do aliens exist? Wait that's a stupid question, I'm looking at one right now.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.

Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma?

You could be very useful in the army; your face kills faster than any gun or bomb.

Here's 20 cents, call all your friends and give me back the change.

You're so fat that when you jumped into the Atlantic Ocean, it turned into the Atlantic Desert

Marriage at a motel is more appealing than the likes of you

What are you, anyways? You look like a joint between a mutilated ape, and a visible fart.

Two wrongs don't make a right; take your parents as an example.

You're so stupid you got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the Ws.

I could wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet towel

Your asinine simian countenance alludes that your fetid stench has annulled the

Your asinine simian countenance alludes that your fetid stench has annulled the anthropoid ape species diversity.

"why don't you go to walmart and get a new personality because clearly the one

"why don't you go to walmart and get a new personality because clearly the one you got from k-mart has expired.

Being a dick won't make yours any bigger

Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?

You're so fat when you walk past a window, we lose sun for four days.

Why don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.

The closest thing you could get to a girlfriend is a disabled donkey.

Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and

Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.