Top 10 Best Prank Call Ideas: 35 items ranked by popular vote. Browse more in Humor.
If you can name 31 flavors in 31 seconds, you can win 31 thousand dollars. Ready, go!" super fast and peppy.
Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.
Use a really bad Chinese accent and say, "We sell egg rolls! $20 for one egg roll! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! You buy egg roll, or we hunt you down!"
You just won 3 tickets to see One Direction Live at (insert Stadium). You just need to answer this survey in order to win. Are you ready to start? [Hang up]
Call McDonald's and say, "Hi, I'm stuck in one of your toilets and need help getting out because I'm a paraplegic," then yell, "HURRY UP, MY CHEESEBURGER IS GOING COLD."
Call a business and start screaming in a horrible accent, "I've come here 20 times, and the manager told me that I could get a coupon, and I didn't get a coupon, and I have such a sad life, and whyyyyy!" (sob sob)
Call a hotel in Hawaii with bad ratings and ask questions about their rooms, like how many they have and the types of beds and stuff.
I left my super-duper maxi pads at your house. If you could return them, that would be great. I have major leakage. Thanks.
Call a pizza shop and when they answer, say, "Your pizza burned the tongue right off my daughter, you jerk. You better pay for a new one!" and hang up.
Would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions about this process?
Call a random guy and say, "Children in the backseat cause accidents! Accidents in the backseat cause children!" then hang up.
Call up an elderly lady pretending to be the local supermarket and try to sell some cheese. While selling cheese, ask when she will come and collect the diapers she ordered because you're concerned about her bladder problem. Then sell cheese again.
Say something really weird, or continue to pester them until they ask "Who is this?" or something similar, and then yell "THIS IS SPARTA!"