Top 10 Best Things to Say After You Fart
Top 10 Best Things to Say After You Fart: 35 items ranked by popular vote. Browse more in Humor.
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#1
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Who farted?
#2
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Pardon, but who just died? It smells like a rotting corpse in here!
#3
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All things must pass
#4
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I may or may not have farted out a rainbow, because I'm a unicorn!
#5
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There goes my lunch from yesterday!
#6
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Oh, smells like I just farted out NyQuil, time to go to sleep!
#7
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He who smelt it, dealt it
#8
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Shut up, Meg
#9
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Will you marry me?
#10
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Speak to me, oh toothless one. Share your wisdom.
#11
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Do you smell cookies?
#12
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Ohh yeah
#13
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Did I just fart and unveil my secret that I am a unicorn? Oh, whoops...
#14
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It was me!
#15
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If you were stuck in there, you'd want out too
#16
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R.I.P me
#17
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That's gonna itch when it dries
#18
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Did you hear that?!
#19
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Little too much choke, I think I flooded it
#20
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Whoops, I sharted!
#21
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I think I farted so loud, the people in China could hear me
#22
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Did that impress you baby?
#23
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Your voice my be deeper, but my breath is better
#24
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Sorry dude I had to let it out
#25
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Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they?
Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass!
#26
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Blame my lunch
#27
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That was your mom!
#28
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Woogleboggle
#29
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That was two turds fighting, one knocked the breath out of the other
#30
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Excuse me
#31
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Your voice is changing but your breath's the same
#32
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Oops. I caused an explosion
#33
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I'm sorry, [person's name]
#34
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That isn't me. must be you.
#35
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Wow, sounds like SOMEONE blew a raspberry on a baby's stomach. Or maybe they just dumped.
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