Top 10 Best Things to Say After You Fart

Who farted?

Pardon, but who just died? It smells like a rotting corpse in here!

All things must pass

I may or may not have farted out a rainbow, because I'm a unicorn!

There goes my lunch from yesterday!

Oh, smells like I just farted out NyQuil, time to go to sleep!

He who smelt it, dealt it

Shut up, Meg

Will you marry me?

Speak to me, oh toothless one. Share your wisdom.

Do you smell cookies?

Ohh yeah

Did I just fart and unveil my secret that I am a unicorn? Oh, whoops...

It was me!

If you were stuck in there, you'd want out too

R.I.P me

That's gonna itch when it dries

Did you hear that?!

Little too much choke, I think I flooded it

Whoops, I sharted!

I think I farted so loud, the people in China could hear me

Did that impress you baby?

Your voice my be deeper, but my breath is better

Sorry dude I had to let it out

Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they?

Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass!

Blame my lunch

That was your mom!

Woogleboggle

That was two turds fighting, one knocked the breath out of the other

Excuse me

Your voice is changing but your breath's the same

Oops. I caused an explosion

I'm sorry, [person's name]

That isn't me. must be you.

Wow, sounds like SOMEONE blew a raspberry on a baby's stomach. Or maybe they just dumped.