Top 10 Best Yo Mama Jokes
Top 10 Best Yo Mama Jokes: 35 items ranked by popular vote. Browse more in Humor.
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Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
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Yo mama so stupid when a burglar was stealing her T.V. she ran up to him and gave him the remote.
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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
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Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch
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Yo mama so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired
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Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
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Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
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Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
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Yo mama so fat the phone company had to give her 2 area codes.
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Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction, go the other direction
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Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl
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Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo mama so ugly she made Frankenstein the next top hit.
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Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.
#18
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Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke at an orphanage
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Yo mama so old when i asked her her age, she died.
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Yo mama so ugly a picture of her fell off the wall
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Yo mama so dumb when she opened her phone and it said Sprint and she started running
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Yo moma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you
Yo moma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
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Yo mama so stupid she went underwater with a pineapple to meet SpongeBob!
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Yo mama so fat she broke the family tree
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Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper
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Yo mama so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a 5 kill streak.
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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook
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Yo mama so hairy that you almost died of rug burn at birth.
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Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the Stairway to Heaven
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Yo mama so fat when Count Dracula sucked her blood, he got diabetes
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Yo mama so fat she makes Honey Boo Boo look hot.
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Yo mama so poor, a robber came and left her $20 and said "Be back later"
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Yo mama so weird she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled "I got the power!"
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Yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish
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Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Slender Man doesn't have eyes
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