Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

Yo mama so fat, not even Dora can explore her.

Yo mama so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the

Yo mama so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo mama so fat, she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat, she broke your family tree.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having ten pounds of crack.

Yo mama so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mama so fat, Mount Everest tried to climb her.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes swimming, the whales start singing, "We are Family."

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out.

Yo mama so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.

Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "To be continued."

Yo mama so fat, her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

Yo mama so fat, her stomach gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need the internet. She's already worldwide.

Yo mama so fat, a truck hit her and she said, "Hey, who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Great Wall of China as a belt.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he told your mama to move.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.

Yo mama so fat, even Kirby can't suck her in.

Yo mama so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo mama so fat, Weight Watchers said, "I give up."

Yo mama so fat, the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

Yo mama so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat, she leaves footsteps in concrete.

Yo mam's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes Chicago, New York, L.A.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in a whirlpool and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat, her shirts come in three sizes: Large, Extra Large, and OH MY GOD, IT'S COMING!

Yo mama so fat, she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.

Yo mama so fat, she left the house in high heels and came back with flip-flops.

Yo mama is so fat when I said release the Kraken, your mom came