Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Old Jokes
Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Old Jokes: 35 items ranked by popular vote. Browse more in Humor.
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died
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Yo mama so old, she watches the History Channel to see if she's on
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Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off
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Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says, "Expired"
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Yo mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school
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Yo mama so old she farts dust
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Yo mama so old she still remembers what was going on in World War 2
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Yo mama so old she still thought White Castle burgers still cost a dime
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Yo mama so old she died 100 years ago
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Yo mama so old she was classmates with Jesus
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Yo mama so old she remembers 50 Cent when he was a penny
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Yo mama so old when she was in high school she didn't have history class
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Yo mama so old she owes Jesus a dollar
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Yo mama so old she remembers when the Gods had war
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Yo mama so old that when Jesus was a baby, God hired her to babysit
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Yo mama so old, she attend the wedding of Cleopatra and Julius Caesar
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Yo mama so old, when I asked her age she said I can't count that high
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Yo mama so old she had sex with George Washington
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Yo mama so old, her birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake
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Yo mama so old she's young
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Yo mama so old she sat behind Moses in kindergarten
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Yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark
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Yo mama so old she ran away to freedom with Harriet Tubman
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Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1
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Yo mama so old she remembers when we had to use bus tokens to get on the bus
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Yo mama so old, she remembers Burger King when he was a prince
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Yo mama so old, her breast milk is powder
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Yo mama so old she used to babysit Yoda
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Yo mama so old she when God said let there be light she hit the switch
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Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper
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Yo mama so old, she went into an antiques auction and three people tried to bid on her
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Yo mama so old she was homies with Alexander the Great
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Yo mama so old, she owns the copyrights to Stonehenge
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Yo mama so old, she was there before God created the Earth
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Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in second grade
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