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Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Old Jokes

Created by Oscar Wood Staff · May 2024 · Updated Nov 2024

Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Old Jokes: 35 items ranked by popular vote. Browse more in Humor.

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Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died

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Yo mama so old, she watches the History Channel to see if she's on

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Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off

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Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says, "Expired"

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Yo mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school

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Yo mama so old she farts dust

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Yo mama so old she still remembers what was going on in World War 2

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Yo mama so old she still thought White Castle burgers still cost a dime

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Yo mama so old she died 100 years ago

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Yo mama so old she was classmates with Jesus

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Yo mama so old she remembers 50 Cent when he was a penny

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Yo mama so old when she was in high school she didn't have history class

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Yo mama so old she owes Jesus a dollar

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Yo mama so old she remembers when the Gods had war

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Yo mama so old that when Jesus was a baby, God hired her to babysit

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Yo mama so old, she attend the wedding of Cleopatra and Julius Caesar

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Yo mama so old, when I asked her age she said I can't count that high

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Yo mama so old she had sex with George Washington

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Yo mama so old, her birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake

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Yo mama so old she's young

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Yo mama so old she sat behind Moses in kindergarten

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Yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark

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Yo mama so old she ran away to freedom with Harriet Tubman

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Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1

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Yo mama so old she remembers when we had to use bus tokens to get on the bus

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Yo mama so old, she remembers Burger King when he was a prince

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Yo mama so old, her breast milk is powder

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Yo mama so old she used to babysit Yoda

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Yo mama so old she when God said let there be light she hit the switch

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Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper

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Yo mama so old, she went into an antiques auction and three people tried to bid on her

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Yo mama so old she was homies with Alexander the Great

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Yo mama so old, she owns the copyrights to Stonehenge

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Yo mama so old, she was there before God created the Earth

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Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in second grade

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