Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away all the Ws.

Yo mama so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote."

Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said, "I'm listening to 50 Cent."

Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.

Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited all day for it to say go.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid, when I asked her to play a game of 1 on 1 basketball with

Yo mama so stupid, when I asked her to play a game of 1 on 1 basketball with me, she said, "Okay, but who's on my team?"

Yo mama so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.

Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Yo mama so stupid when I said drinks are on the house, she went and fetched a ladder.

Yo mama so stupid when she was on the train tracks, she started to play Subway Surfers.

Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Yo mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo mama so stupid when her army partner said "enemy at three o'clock," she

Yo mama so stupid when her army partner said "enemy at three o'clock," she said, "What do I do until then?"

Yo mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, and she asked, "What color?"

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoked.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought her calendar tells time.

Yo mama so stupid, when she hears about a serial killer she hides her Cheerios!

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.

Yo mama so stupid when she got a splinter, she said, "Where's the Ninja Turtles?"

Yo mama so stupid she still rides a bike with training wheels.

Yo mama so stupid, she told me that my game was frozen, and she put it in the

Yo mama so stupid, she told me that my game was frozen, and she put it in the microwave to unfreeze it.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a doughnut complaining that there was a hole in it.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to find the coin slot to play the Xbox.

Yo mama so stupid I asked her to buy me a pair of sneakers, and she came back with two candy bars.

Yo mama so stupid that even Jesus thinks she's a mistake.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid that she asked what number you dial for 911.

Yo mama so stupid, she looked in a mirror and said, "Stop copying me!"

Yo mama so stupid that she replaced a TV with a calculator.

Yo mama so stupid when she robbed a bank, she hid inside a cop car.