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Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

May 14, 2024

Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes: 35 items ranked by popular vote. Browse more in Humor.

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Yo mama so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

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Yo mama so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.

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Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

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Yo mama so ugly I put her face on a carton of milk and it spoiled.

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Yo mama so ugly Satan died of fright.

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Yo mama so ugly she made a Happy Meal cry.

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Yo mama so ugly when she was born, her mom said, "What a treasure," and her dad

Yo mama so ugly when she was born, her mom said, "What a treasure," and her dad said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

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Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck.

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Yo mama so ugly when she went trick-or-treating, the kids said she had a really ugly costume.

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Yo mama so ugly, her reflection said "I quit."

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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

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Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the crap out of the toilet.

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the security cameras.

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Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.

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Yo mama so ugly she jumpscared Freddy Fazbear.

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Yo mama so ugly they changed Halloween to YoMamaween.

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Yo mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they said sorry we don't allow professionals.

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Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry.

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Yo mama so ugly her parents wanted a refund from the hospital.

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Yo mama so ugly when she wanted to be a monster for Halloween, her parents said

Yo mama so ugly when she wanted to be a monster for Halloween, her parents said you don't need a costume for that.

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Yo mama so ugly when the sun came up, the moon went in front of it.

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Yo mama so ugly, the last time I saw something like her face, I pinned a tail on it.

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Yo mama so ugly she got arrested for mooning when she took that paper bag off her head.

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Yo mama so ugly, she was born with an apology letter from God.

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Yo mama so ugly when she tried to become a model, they said, "The hospital is that way."

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Yo mama so ugly, she wasn't hit by the ugly stick, she was hit by the whole tree.

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Yo mama so ugly that not even the plastic surgeons who worked on Michael Jackson could fix her up.

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Yo mama so ugly, I tried to prank her with the scary maze game, but she scared the scary face.

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Yo mama so ugly she put on ten pounds of makeup and still made me throw up.

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Yo mama is so ugly her patronus is a cake

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Yo mama so ugly when she joined MySpace, everyone switched to Facebook

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Yo mama is so ugly, Dante mistook her as a demon

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Yo mama so ugly, when she looks into a mirror it says "viewer discretion advised"

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Yo mama so ugly, she's just ugly.

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