Top 10 Funniest and Most Embarrassing Typos Ever Made

In the first Bible printed in English: "Thou shalt commit adultery" (leaving out "not")

On shopping receipt: "Penis Butter Snickers: $0.99"

Sign: "Shoplifters shall be prostituted"

In News Report

"Firefighters to deal with not just the fire with people in the middle of the road ejaculating"

Children's Sports Day Report: "Congratulations to our homerun Hitler!"

The University of Texas commencement listing for graduates of the "Lyndon

The University of Texas commencement listing for graduates of the "Lyndon Baines Johnson School of Pubic Affairs"

On child's drawing: "Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I c** in pies."

In Newspaper: "PM in bed with co-ed" (cold)

Road Sign: "Stop! Heavy erection is going on!"

In children's soft play area: "15:00-18:00 for pubic access"

Sports report: "Bismarck scored three unanswered girls in the third period"

In child's version of Snow White: "Snow White was the fartiest of them all"

In book: "I bet this building goes from the twelfth to the fourteen floor."

McDonald's sign: "Try the new anus pounder"

In Chemistry Textbook

"To form a polyphenyl molecule, the monomer must count the penile functional group"

U.S. Version of Total Drama Island: "How does it feel to so much?"

On website: "Good wuck!"

Seen on a message: "you are fartastic"

Necklace charm: "whit love"

At awards show: "And the award for best album goes to Kayne West!"

Sign: "ENGLISH IS OUR LANGUAGE NO EXCETIONS"

How to fix a c(l)ock

On a text message, someone couldn't type milk correctly, so they typed "Cow juice."

News Report: "Large Hardon Collider Breaks Energy Record"

Tweet: "I love the smell of incest"

Medallion seen on Consumer Reports: "I love you today, tomorow, and forever."