Top 10 Funniest Conspiracy Theories that Don't Exist

Your parents are grains of sand disguised as humans that worship magic coffee tables

Walls are watching you, and are secretly part of the Illuminati

Cats are planning the apocalypse by making it rain cheese

Everyone on TheTopTens are secretly part of an evil organisation and are plotting against you

The dictionary was invented by aliens in order to make us understand their language

Everyone is actually hollow and their skin is made of ketchup

Your entire life was staged by McDonald's and you were born a second ago

Water is actually the blood of a sacred sandwich in the sky

Cobwebs are portals into another dimension and spiders are the gatekeepers

Justin Bieber is part of the Illuminati

We'™re in a video game called The Game of Life

Trump did 9/11

Justin Bieber's "music" is the real Devil's music

Switzerland is planning to take over the world by mind controlling people with its Swiss chocolate

Justin Bieber's music is played on the radio so that humanity can be emotionally monitored

Dogs are actually carnivore-butterflies with bizarrely mutated bodies

The moon is made of sugar and if you eat a handful of it, you will get a superpower

Florida screws up so many things because it is shaped like a penis

Caillou is bisexual

Tiredness is when your head gets replaced by a giant baguette in another reality

Lions have the power to change into Elmo's potty time books

Pancakes are actually frozen acid blocks cut into circles and painted in light brown/orangish-brown

Alligators are actually Martians who came to earth to teach us boxing

Cats are genetically mutated humans who will one day turn back to humans and

Cats are genetically mutated humans who will one day turn back to humans and turn us to cats and we will be pets

There is a land south of Antarctica that has dragons

John Lennon and Britney Spears are secretly the same person

TheTopTens doesn't exist

Ketchup comes from ostriches

Peanut butter comes from jellyfish

Jay Z is a time traveling vampire

Satanic messages hidden in rock songs when played backwards

Area 51 does not contain aliens