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Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
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You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street
I asked you what you were doing, and you said moving.
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We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
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Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
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Oh, I'm sorry, did I give you the impression that I wanted your opinion? It won't happen again.
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Hey, I looked up a hobo in the dictionary, and the definition was you.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection walked away.
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I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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Hey, I just met you, and you look crazy, what brand's your makeup, Crayola, maybe?
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
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You're so weak that you can't rip a piece of paper.
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You want the stick? Fetch!
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Please take a break from fooling yourself.
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You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and
You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Yo mama so stupid, she still can't figure out how to tie her shoes.
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You married Barney.
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I believe in respect for the dead. In fact, I could only respect you if you were dead.
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Your mum's so fat, not even Dora could explore her.
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Your dad's condom is bigger than your personality.
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Did your mum drop you on your head when you were little because you don't seem that bright.
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Yo mama so poor, she had to get her clothes from a dumpster.
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Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
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Yo mama so stupid, she ate cereal with a knife.
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You have enough fat to make another human.
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Everybody makes mistakes, even God did when he made your face.
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Ahhh!!! Run, a bear, oh wait, that's just your mom.
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I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
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People who are stupid, are one of you.
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I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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Grow a backbone. Then you can be human.