Top 10 Funniest Misheard Lyrics From Metal Songs
Top 10 Funniest Misheard Lyrics From Metal Songs: 35 items ranked by popular vote. Browse more in Metal.
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Gimme food, Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side! - Fuel, Metallica
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Hamster! A Dentist! Hard porn! Steven Seagal! - Wishmaster, Nightwish
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You try to take his balls - Symphony of Destruction, Megadeth
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Masturbate, masturbate, rub your muscle, don't be late! - Halloween, Helloween
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Santa Claus will pee tonight - Neon Knights, Black Sabbath
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Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn! - Breaking the Law, Judas Priest
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Fear of the duck, fear of the duck - Fear of the Dark, Iron Maiden
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I like juice, finish your juice, feel the vitamin substance - Rational Gaze, Meshuggah
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I've got B.O., to see the truth - Hallowed Be Thy Name, Iron Maiden
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Anal sex! - Dyer's Eve, Metallica
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As I watch Jethro Tull - Ride the Lightning, Metallica
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He's on a man and he moans. She sees the change in him - FullMoon, Sonata Arctica
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My name's Tony. I've got some bacon - Die by the Sword, Slayer
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Harold be thy name - Hallowed Be Thy Name, Iron Maiden
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Watch me fading, I'm losing, all my lipsticks falling into darkness - These Walls, Dream Theater
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People eat bulls**t! - People = S**t, Slipknot
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There's no bread, lemony cake! - Bastille Day, Rush
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F*** this wh**e - Voices, Dream Theater
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Next thing you know, they'll take my dogs away - Holy Wars... The Punishment Due, Megadeth
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Pikachu's a virgin! - Psychosocial, Slipknot
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"Centipede of heaven / God share the eyes of the night" - Stargazers, Nightwish
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Burning hard, seducing queen! - Fuel, Metallica
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Tighten the turkey around your neck - Postmortem, Slayer
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Turn off the garden gnomes! - Fuel, Metallica
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Think of Batman pooping snakes. - You Can Fly, Jud Conlon Chorus and the Mellomen
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Controlling bastard, I'll be your mustard! Mustard! - Master of Puppets, Metallica
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I'm baking a lemon inside you! - Glass Shatters, Disturbed
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Bring me a doughnut to the sauna - Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter, Iron Maiden
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Sparing his life from this warm sausage tea - Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen
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Kill Aquaman - Kill on Command, Vio-Lence
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Dance by the Headcrusher - Headcrusher, Megadeth
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The elder poop has a devil motorcycle for me Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen
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Dreams of dragon's fire and of baked apple pie - Enter Sandman, Metallica
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So let it be written, Celine Dion - Creeping Death, Metallica
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Devastate them, techno prisoners, cremate them - Take No Prisoners, Megadeth
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