Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die

Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus

Dying whilst making a list of the 'Top 10 funniest ways to die'

Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take

Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.

Accidently beating yourself up

Jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway

Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake

Attempting to poop but head explodes due to too much pressure

The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course

About to snipe someone on Call of Duty and being sniped at the same time in real life

Hard crotch kick

Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in

Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.

Choking on oxygen.

Being hit by a car, then whilst in the air, hitting another car.

Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu

Being Allergic to Cuteness and Then Buying an Ugly Cat for It to Have Babies

Being Allergic to Cuteness and Then Buying an Ugly Cat for It to Have Babies That Are the Cutest Thing On Earth, Finding You Don't Really Have an Allergy and Being Mauled to Death by the Cats.

Falling from the chair

Avalanche of naked girls

Doing the Worm Off a Cliff

Firing a minigun from the wrong end

Making a top ten list of this while dying

Being Justin Bieber and getting eaten by rabid teenage boys

Taking a bath in the boiler

Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address)

Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address) then watching him actually going to your house, with a gun

Death by monkeys

Being Tortured to Death by a Chicken Nugget

Running into KFC, screaming, "what's up my n*****" and hoping you don't get

Running into KFC, screaming, "what's up my n*****" and hoping you don't get shot. But you do. Everyone does.

Waiting in agony on 12-21-2012, then the world ends the day after

Eating McDonald's

Scream "I'm going to get hit by a car!"

Staring at Barney all night and/or day

Be punched in the face by an egg

Falling into a grave and getting crushed by a coffin

Climb up the stairs of the Empire State Building to commit suicide at the top

Climb up the stairs of the Empire State Building to commit suicide at the top and fall back down the stairs on your head

Yelling at someone on Xbox Live, promising them you will kill them, then having

Yelling at someone on Xbox Live, promising them you will kill them, then having a heart attack online

Crashing in Happy Wheels, then getting ran over by a real Segway