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Top 10 Nastiest April Fools Day Jokes

Created by Felix Evans Staff · May 2024 · Updated Apr 2025

Top 10 Nastiest April Fools Day Jokes: 35 items ranked by popular vote. Browse more in Humor.

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I'm Gay

I'm Gay

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Someone Died

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I'm Pregnant

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I'm Moving Away

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Someone Wants to Go Out with You

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I'm Dying

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Change All the Clocks

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Remove the Cream from an Oreo

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We're Breaking Up

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I Drowned Your Puppy

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I'm Going to Kill You

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You Forgot to Zip Your Pants

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Your House is Burning

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I've Been Stripping for Money

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I'm Transsexual

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Update Your Status on Facebook with Your Birth Date and the Date of Today and Saying R.I.P.

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Switch Salt with Sugar

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I Crashed Your Car

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Tell a Friend that Someone They Recently Slept with Has an STD

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Place Saran Wrap Between the Toilet Seat

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Switch Lotion with Mayo

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Turning a Computer Background to Goatse

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Make Up Disease and Tell Someone You Have It

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Switch Cupcake Frosting with Mayo

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I Have Cancer, There's a Tumor Growing in My Brain.

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I Broke Something

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Put a Whole Bottle of Ketchup in Your Mouth and Wobble Your Head in Front of

Put a Whole Bottle of Ketchup in Your Mouth and Wobble Your Head in Front of Someone, Making the Ketchup Look Like Your Mouth is Bleeding

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I Burned Down the House

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Switch Cream Cheese and Deodorant

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Excuse Me Sir I Think You Just Dropped Your Pocket

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The Boss Told Me He's Going to Give You a Promotion

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Confess Feelings to Your Crush. If They Turn You Down, Say "April Fools."

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Their Shoe is Untied

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Fake Winning Scratch-Off Lottery Ticket

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Telling Someone They are in Trouble with the Boss

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