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Top 10 Ways to Annoy Short People

May 14, 2024

Top 10 Ways to Annoy Short People: 35 items ranked by popular vote. Browse more in Humor.

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Get down on your knees and look at them eye-to-eye

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Buy them items (chairs, tables, etc.) designed for kids

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Say, "Can you reach that for me?"

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Say, "How's the weather at that altitude?"

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Dangle something above them if they ask you for something

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Offer them piggyback rides

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Say, "Come here," and when they are halfway there, ask, "Are you tired yet?"

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Put your arm on them like an armrest

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Ask if they need a booster seat when they go to sit down

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Glance around as if you cannot see them when talking to them

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Crane your neck down at them like a flamingo

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Call them short

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Call them an "oversized mouse"

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Call them each of the Seven Dwarfs

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Say, "I can't hear you from all the way down there"

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Pat them on the head

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Pick them up and say, "Now can you touch the top of that doorframe?"

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Call them "fun-sized"

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Put an elf hat on them

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Call them Lucas

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Ask them to get something from a high shelf

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Stand next to them

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Tiptoe over them and bend down, making them bend back

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Tell them their neck must hurt from looking up all day

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Measure them

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Buy them mushrooms

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Walk faster next to them using long strides

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Ask them to hold something taller than them

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Give them a kids' menu at restaurants

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Say, "Where did you go?" when they're standing right in front of you

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Call them a short stack

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Call them Oli

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Call them Oompa Loompa

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Stand next to them and hold your hand above your head to compare heights

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Call them vertically challenged

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