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Top 10 Worst Ways to Try to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

Created by Heather Morris Staff · May 2024 · Updated Jan 2025

Top 10 Worst Ways to Try to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket: 24 items ranked by popular vote. Browse more in Humor.

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Curse at the Cop

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Pretend You Know Magic

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Warn the Cop That You Just Farted

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Pretend You Are Drunk

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Wave a Weapon

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Show Your Boobs

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Scream: "Don't you know who I am?!"

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Fake Instant Death

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Refuse to Give Over Documentation

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Tell Them You Are Their Boss

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Start Name Dropping

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Put on a Mask or Costume

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Talk In a Jar Jar Binks Voice

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Speed Away as Fast as Possible

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Destroy Your Vehicle, Eliminating All Evidence

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Try to Kill Them

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Play Violent Music as Loud as You Can

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Give the Cops the Finger

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Politely Apologize

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Force-Feed Them a Donut

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Commit Suicide

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Run Away

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Give the Cops Drugs

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Try to Hook Up with Them

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