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"Wearing of this garment does not enable flight" on a Superman costume
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"Warning: Nuts" on peanuts
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"Do not attempt to swallow" on mattress
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"Not for underwater use" on toaster
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"Do not turn upside-down" on THE BASE of a tiramisu box
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"Keep out of children" on kitchen knife
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"Assembly required" on jigsaw puzzle
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"This product not intended for use as a dental drill" on an electric rotary tool
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"Poisonous" on rat poison
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"WARNING! Uneven Surface" on stairs
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"Warning: Do not attempt to install if drunk, pregnant, or both
Do not eat antenna. Do not throw antenna at spouse."
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"Do not use on children" on a blowtorch
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"Warning: May Cause Drowsiness" on sleeping pills
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On alcohol: You will get drunk when you use this product for its intended purpose
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"Product will be hot after heating" on bread pudding
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"Do not put pets inside" on a microwave
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"Do not break" on glass window
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"Only for use in water" on canoe
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"No dolphin included" on tuna fish can
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"Contains Wheat" on Wheat Thins
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"May Poison Food" on nutcracker
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"Remove Child Before Wash" on T-shirt
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"Contains fish" on sardines can
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"No Artificial Colours" On Nestlé Smarties
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"Do not put in water" on a toaster
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"To protect form bitting of masquitos" on a mosquito net