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Worst Insults Ever

Created by Paige Bailey Staff · May 2024 · Updated Nov 2024

Worst Insults Ever: 35 items ranked by popular vote. Browse more in Humor.

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#1
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I know you are but what am I?

#2
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You're dumb!

#3
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I don't like your pencil.

#4
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(Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!

#5
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You don't like school. Ha Ha!

#6
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You're a nerd.

#7
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I'm better than you! I can find the spacebar!

#8
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A hobo calls you poor.

#9
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Your dad told me you should have been a wank

#10
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After they saw your face, they signed Quasimodo as a model

#11
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You're such a pain in the gluteus maximus

#12
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Yo momma!

#13
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Buttface

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Loser

#15
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You're Gay

#16
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You play like a girl

#17
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Well at least I'm better than you.

#18
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Remembering you is like throwing up

#19
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Did the short bus drop you off?

#20
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Your a self-obsessed weasel!

#21
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You're a tenth of 1% as gross as Justin Bieber

#22
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I'd Rather Listen to Nicki Minaj Than Look at You

#23
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You're so ugly you have to wear makeup

#24
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You suck

#25
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Poop thinks you stink

#26
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You smell like a zoo

#27
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Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo

#28
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I have a gameboy and you have a Wii U ha ha!

#29
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You and your family should die in a fire

#30
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You look like you were born in a car accident.

#31
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You are poop!

#32
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You're so slow my crappy internet is faster than you

#33
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If I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards

#34
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You're so fat, I wouldn't mistake you for a elephant

#35
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You eat poo

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