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I know you are but what am I?
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I don't like your pencil.
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(Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!
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You don't like school. Ha Ha!
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I'm better than you! I can find the spacebar!
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A hobo calls you poor.
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Your dad told me you should have been a wank
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After they saw your face, they signed Quasimodo as a model
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You're such a pain in the gluteus maximus
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You play like a girl
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Well at least I'm better than you.
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Remembering you is like throwing up
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Did the short bus drop you off?
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Your a self-obsessed weasel!
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You're a tenth of 1% as gross as Justin Bieber
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I'd Rather Listen to Nicki Minaj Than Look at You
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You're so ugly you have to wear makeup
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Poop thinks you stink
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You smell like a zoo
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Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo
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I have a gameboy and you have a Wii U ha ha!
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You and your family should die in a fire
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You look like you were born in a car accident.
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You're so slow my crappy internet is faster than you
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If I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards
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You're so fat, I wouldn't mistake you for a elephant