Top 10 Reasons Why Disneyland is Not the Happiest Place on Earth

Half the people don't look happy

Overpriced items

The people stink there

It's too crowded

The lines, lines, lines

It's hot and humid all the time

People make you uncomfortable by touching you and pushing you

People walk too slow

There's always a kid whining or crying

Too much Frozen

Fat people everywhere

People have died

Perverts

Urban legends

It's too expensive

It's owned by a corrupt, mega-corporation relying heavily on sleezy marketing

It's owned by a corrupt, mega-corporation relying heavily on sleezy marketing and phony political statements

It's nasty there

They're replacing Paradise Pier with Pixar Pier

Discriminating against autistic people

The characters aren't real

Back then, the costumes looked really creepy

Rides break down

They're over-relying on Marvel

Holiday parties are too expensive there

The Castle is much shorter and different

Ride accidents

There's no Pandora World of Avatar on it like at Disney World

It's impossible to walk without accidentally photobombing someone's photo

They're greedy

They close out attractions to retheme them into Disney movies

Long line to get to meet a character

Disney employee spanking kids

It has scary rides

The seating and restraints on some attractions may prohibit guests of certain

The seating and restraints on some attractions may prohibit guests of certain body shapes and sizes from riding

Pixar stuff everywhere