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You think kids in high school dress like morons
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You always have a water bottle with you
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You pick up ice cubes instead of kicking them under the fridge
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You care about your credit score
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Getting stuff in the mail is rarely a good thing
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You fill your gas tank until it is full instead of until you run out of money
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You limit your alcohol consumption based on how you'll feel the next day
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You think modern slang sounds totally stupid
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You look forward to Saturday morning more than Friday night
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You get called sir or ma'am by someone who isn't being ironic