Top Ten Ways You Know You Are Getting Old

can't read anymore without reading glasses

you disapprove of the clothing young people wear, and their music, too

someone calls you ma'am or sir

your hair starts going white

you are stunned when a young person says Who are the Beatles?

Need to start using a cane

you wish you had not thrown out your old toys, clothes, etc

as they are now worth billions of dollars

when your parents die

you move to Florida

the doctor/police officer/etc. look too young to be qualified to do these jobs

you are done for the night by 10 pm at the latest

there are too many new-fangled devices to learn how to use

Your back goes out more than you do

You can't remember what you said to someone yesterday, but you can remember

You can't remember what you said to someone yesterday, but you can remember television commercial jingles from 1960

You get in a lot of pain recently

Someone calls you an old fart!

(for women) you find yourself shopping at Talbot's instead of Banana Republic

(for women) you find yourself shopping at Talbot's instead of Banana Republic (or the Limited, or some store like that)

When you think you remember what sex was

You remember Tom and Jerry coming out in the 40s but don't remember the Wii U coming out

you're still tired even though you've slept 12 hours

you get excited about tea

When you call 20/30 somethings Kids

You think Betty White is sexy

your pants start to rise to your armpits

You enjoy I Love Lucy

You can't tell the difference between your son and your potted plant

You personally knew Pablo Picasso

You forget things often

when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places

When you stop waving goodbye but, the top of your arm carries on.

The Candles Cost More than the cake

You can't hear people

You get angry more easily

You lose your sense of smell

you are glad you can hand the grandchildren back over to their parents